I’m starting out new on this blog over here if anyone is interested in checking it out. It’s mainly just selfies and photos of celebs right now, but it’ll get better once I start filling my dash a little.

bifacts:

Fact: Microbiology is the study of tiny bisexuals. (inspired by ireallyseeupsidedown)

anders-apostate:

Me: *Flirts with someone*

Them: *Flirts back*

Me: Oh shit, I never thought I would get this far. What am I supposed to do now?

horusskin:

“bro do you lift”

“yeah dude how did you know”

“because you lift my heart whenever you’re around”

“bro”

itstimetosmilee:

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot